World's Funniest Leave Applications........etc

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1.A student’s writes a leave letter: “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….” ——————————————————————————————- 2. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement for the post of ‘typist And an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.” ——————————————————————————————- 3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows: The Employee goes along with his wife to sell a land but instead writes leave letter below Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. ——————————————————————————————- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave” ——————————————————————————————- 5. A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” ——————————————————————————————- 6. A leave letter to the headmaster: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.” ——————————————————————————————- 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. ——————————————————————————————- 8. Funny Leave Letter received From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. ——————————————————————————————- 9. Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”. ——————————————————————————————- 10. Letter writing: “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.” ——————————————————————————————- 11. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was arranging his daughter’s wedding: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…”

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