| 1.A student’s writes a leave letter: “As I am suffering from my uncle’s marriage I cannot attend the class….” ——————————————————————————————- 2. A candidate’s application: “This has reference to your advertisement for the post of ‘typist And an accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both for the past several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.” ——————————————————————————————- 3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows: The Employee goes along with his wife to sell a land but instead writes leave letter below Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave. ——————————————————————————————- 4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: “Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave” ——————————————————————————————- 5. A leave letter to the headmaster: “As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today” ——————————————————————————————- 6. A leave letter to the headmaster: “I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.” ——————————————————————————————- 7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day. ——————————————————————————————- 8. Funny Leave Letter received From H.A.L. Administration dept: As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave. ——————————————————————————————- 9. Actual letter written for application of leave: “My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave”. ——————————————————————————————- 10. Letter writing: “I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.” ——————————————————————————————- 11. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was arranging his daughter’s wedding: “As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave…” |
1. You can stare at any Girl……. ************* 2. You don’t have to spend money on her. ************* 3. You won’t get boring result in ur board papers. ************* 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. ************* 5. If u don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump u. ************* 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. ************* ************* 8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for u. ************* 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according ur wishes anymore. ************* 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. ************* 11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place. ************* 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. ************* ************* 14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u’ll sin less. ************* 15. You can have good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her. ************* 16. You wont have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with ur folks. ************* 17. No nonstop nonsense. ************* 18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears. ************* 19. No tension. ************* 20. You can be “urself” ************* 21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills….. *************** |
| · 1. Don’t expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments. · 2. Don’t ever dare to plan any outing or movie on a day when there is an interesting cricket match going on. REMEMBER SPORTS · 3. Over Emotions, Sentiments.. . Woha… What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. It’s just a temp. attention tht u get. No one likes Cry Babies m Whining Wifes. · 4. Never dare to cross with his mother.Even if he says “My Mom’s cooking is the best. U are nothing in front of her.” take it easily with a smile. Tell him tht u are learning from his mother and will try to do it better. U are not gonna lose anything! · 5. Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world.Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends.But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance! It must not be tht he roams arnd with his friends forgetting that you exist at home. · 6. Don’t start fighting for silly things.Forgetting bthdays n Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for storing everything in main memory.If you are very particular abt present gifts n parties on u r bthdays n anniversaries. make sure u remind them well in advance by some means (I know it sounds stupid. But if u are so particular, Do it for u r own good) · 7. Take him for your shopping only if he’s interested.If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree purchase,Better go with your friends/go alone.He is better at office/home watching cricket. · 8. Give him importance always. Show due care and affection.Tht’ s the only way to win a guy’s mind. · MCP FCS fights are no more valid after marriage.Trying to dominate will lead to drastic results Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies.” |
